Relationship Humor
Here you can find some funny relationship and love quotes. As every relationship faces its ups and downs, it is necesary to be able to laugh and love at the same time, as the power of laughter has some really extraordinary healing power.
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Differences between men and women
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Tesco. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. [A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.]
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
- •Women will look at sexy men all day without their man noticing.
a man will see a sexy women and stare until they are slapped by their girl.
- •Women will often put a stack of things at the bottom of the stairs when tidying so that they remember to take them up.
A man will step over this stack of things
